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I decided that I'll probably go to college for a degree in mechanical engineering... yay... I guess. My mom thinks it's stupid because she knows I like writing, but I honestly won't get a job in hell with a degree in English and no college will accept me (nor will I get a scholarship for) journalism because these days everybody thinks they'll be a great journalist or writer. I'll get in more places as a female engineer (and yeah I do have experience and awards to show for it haha no random thing).

Which sucks because even though I'll still be with dorks, they won't be the type of dork I can hang out with. Math dorks creep me out. I'm probably one of the only dorks at my school who doesn't have those annoying qualities that let you know "this is a DORK" (as conceited as that sounds lmao).

So...yay. I guess. This summer we're going to look at colleges... almost there...still a while to go, though.

A lot of my friends just turned 18 and graduated. SCARY I don't wanna go arghhh.... X( thank god I still have time before it's my turn....

I'll be leaving behind my cats... Conan can't even get to sleep without me there. I hope animals can't get depressed because God knows I'll be.

Meanwhile... the new revision of Dear Imagination is up, check it out. Yeah, shameless story whoring right there. And thanks uber-much Jammi, I dunno how the hell you do it, but it's amazing. I wish I had half the drive you seem to hahaha....

And Kylie Morrison: Untouchable (Revised) is also getting updated a lot because a few weeks ago I split up about ten chapters so I just look over them and put up about one a day. I also updated I've Got Serious Issues and Doing the Doodie Work. I still have to update Nameless Story... but that one takes a bit more working because the others are already written (aside from Doodie).

There's some stuff I feel like... obligated to mention, so, being the whore I am, I'll post some of that here behind this masterful LJ-cut that I recently learned to do properly:  
That's all. Thanks.

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I saw these looking through the new Fiction and they were so funny that I had to put them here. Oh, Jesus.... I deleted the names because they may kill me, but these are some bad ass summaries:

Dont Punk with my Heart
When sixtenn year old, Mia-Lynn starts a new school she thinks she knows what to exspect...preps, jocks, goths etc. but one exspected visit to the nurse changes everything. will she bond with the kids in the nurses or will betray some? i suck at summeri 

I see...

 Obscura 
work in progress 

....that's a summary of the story

look at summary for title please
My title is too long for fictionpress so here it is A Sad Past, A Fleeting Present, and the Future Isn't Waiting. a story of a girl fighting her past. it becomes harder as she meets two boys who are very precious to her. I write in a 2nd person "you" form

...heh

Mirror Image
Christian comes in contact with someone who looks just the same as he does, but is a completely different person...or are they really so different?

you tell me.

Outside Journal of the Internal Mind
If you know Dan In Real Life and The Office, this is a cross between those with my touch of magic. Daphne Robbins is in love with a co-worker..but her co-worker is her sister's husband..oolala 

the epitome of creativity

 Aurelia » by Bellaness
I am the beginning... I am the end... I am the earth beneath your feet, the sun in your sky, the wind in your hair... I am an Aurelia... Full summary inside. Rated T for language and violence. Hope you want to join the journey...

I looked at this because the summary looked like some lyrics that i've heard before, but her username pissed me off so bad that i HAD to put it here. and read her profile. it's infuriating.

Harriet Porter and the Vampire Host Club  
A parody of our favorite books and comics: Harriet Porter discovers she is a witch, and is whisked away to Bogwartz with her pet moogle, Kip. When she knocks the host club's textbook into a fire, she has to join to pay off her debt; and a mystery arises!

this would've been HILARIOUS in second grade!

 When I said I would tap that I meant wtih a car 
The title will change, so read and send me what you think the title should be. This story is my first and is about a girl hitting a guy, with her car. Read to find out more.please review it will make me smile and dance.

alright!

Pretty as a Car Crash
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Bushrangers in the City 
A story I had to write a year ago for a school assesment. BORING. Well see if you like it!

....err thanks for the warning hahaha =X

And, last but not least, the best story on FP. It's so... idiotic. This is the entire thing, by the way:

Santa Claus' public strip by PrincessBeautyRose
Santa Claus was on live TV. He was speaking about a charity drive. It was simple, heart-warming, and casual. Then suddenly, without warning, Santa Claus took off his red suit jacket. He then began to unbutton his shirt. He took off his shirt. Then he took off his long john top. Then he took off his red pants, revealing his long john bottom. “Look at my long john bottom!” Santa Claus cried.

Santa Claus was forced to take off his clothes on live TV. People stuck guns to his head before he was onstage and told him that he had to take off his clothes.